Pimp Surveys
Mo-Fo Questions!
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| So-why the hell are you SOBER right now? | |
| If you could be doing one of these three things.....(drinking/getting high/having sex), which one would you most love? | |
| Have you ever been in Detox/Rehab? | |
| ONLY ANSWER THIS IF ABOVE QUESTION WAS 'YES'; Why? | |
| Would you rather go to a live Nascar race, or a live, televised WWE match? | |
| Do you dislike the person/people that are in the room with you? | |
| Have you ever been so paranoid that you were convinced someone/something was after you? | |
| When is your Mother's birthday? | |
| Do you give her gifts? If so, what kind? | |
| What happens if someone starts running their mouth to you? | |
| WHO do YOU run YOUR mouth to, the most? WHY, WHY, WHY? | |
| Has your vehicle ever been on fire? | |
| What's your thoughts on children and t.v./video/movie violence? | |
| Have you ever faked an illness to get certain kinds of medication? | |
| When saying the Pledge, do you put your hand over heart/remove hat? | |
| On that topic, would you burn your flag for ten thousand million dollars? | |
| Which island would you rather be stranded on: Gilligan's, Jurassic Park, or the one from "Predators": | |
| Does it annoy you when people tell you to SMILE? | |
| Favorite online site to shop from is: | |
| Do you know your credit score? | |
| In other words, is your identity worth stealing? | |
| What do you find yourself thinking most about these days? | |
| Are you "socially selective" (meaning, do you hang out ONLY with certain races or types of people): | |
| Would you be a Coast Guard rescue swimmer for a million bucks? | |
| Do you ever laugh at inappropriate times? Such as? | |
| How many litters have your pets had? | |
| What was your first vehicle, and do you still have it? | |
| Are you freaked out by small spaces? | |
| What do you define as "attractive" in either friends or lovers? | |
| Coffee or Energy drinks? | |
| If you could have any famous person kill your worst enemy, who would that be? | |
| Who IS your worst enemy, and why do you loath them? | |
| Do you have any odd spots on your body? | |
| How likely are you to poke fun at someone who isn't pretty, or is over-weight? | |
| What types of nasty things have been said about YOU? | |
| Have you ever been involved with someone who was taken? | |
| Didn't you feel guilty??? | |
| Have you ever had a dizzy spell/panic attack? | |
| Do you get hit on a lot, or hardly at all? Does it bother you? | |
| What type of drunk are you on....VODKA? | |
| Do you own any autographed items? | |
| Am I gay? | |
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