Pimp Surveys
Fuck the Fucking Fuckers!
| F-U-C-K-! | |
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| Who, in your friends or family, is most likely to be offended by the word FUCK: | |
| Frankly, my douche, do you give a fuck? | |
| Is there anyone whom you'd like to eradicate because you're envious of them? | |
| WHY, YOU GODDAM TURD! | |
| How far do you go, to make yourself look/act/feel different? | |
| Ever been called a FREAK? | |
| No? Well, I'm calling you one now. FREAK! | |
| If you're an 80/90's child, did you ever rock the big-ass hair-do/stone-washed jeans? | |
| Have you ever seriously thought of taking your own life, or that of someone else? | |
| How would you do it? | |
| Are you aware that you're not actually insulting someone with the term 'douche bag'? | |
| What has caused you the most mental anguish lately, if anything? | |
| Name 3 things that give you a feeling of euphoria! | |
| Have either of your parents ever blatently ignored you, either as an adult or a child? | |
| Do you WISH you were closer to your family, or would you rather distance yourself from them? | |
| What tends to trip your trigger on a DAILY basis: | |
| Does it annoy you when people call you "dude", "chick", or "girl"? | |
| Besides fixing things, do you use duct tape for ANYTHING else? | |
| What's something that you own that you'd NEVER let anyone else borrow, & why: | |
| Ever had your medication stolen, or stolen someone else's? | |
| Do you have a "dealer", or have you ever BEEN a "dealer"? | |
| You're insanely bored. What do you do to kill that mother-fucking boredom? | |
| Does having no life depress you? | |
| Is the weather in your area bi-polar, or is it fairly predictable? | |
| Are you allergic to mold? | |
| Have you ever had to call a help line of sorts? For what? | |
| Have you ever really injured yourself (or someone else) while under the influence? | |
| Are your pets constantly up your ass? Does it annoy you? | |
| How about friends/family? | |
| Last time you had to plunge a toilet was when & why: | |
| What's a career/job you wouldn't do if they paid you every cent in the whole fucking world? | |
| What do you hate most about your hometown? | |
| Is this survey too Goddamn negative? | |
| TOUGH SHIT! HA HA! | |
| Do you save holiday/birthday cards? FOR WHAT? | |
| How about sales reciepts? | |
| Finish this sentance...."Geese love Ganders, everyone (who counts) loves....": | |
| Do you know (or care) what your partner's IQ is? | |
| Ever thrown anything out of a moving vehicle deliberately? | |
| Ok, hot shot, ever JUMPED out of a moving vehicle? | |
| You burn your food. Do you eat it anyway, or toss it? | |
| Finish THIS sentence: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville....": | |
| Name a way in which an ex coldly gave you the heave-ho: | |
| How would you PREFER to be dumped, if you knew you were going to be: | |
| If someone ran over your most prized posession, would you crush their skull with a hammer? | |
| How many friend requests have you DENIED lately? | |
| Have you ever spied on anyone, either via Internet, or in real time? | |
| Do you have to piss? | |
| I'm sick of Life. ARE YOU? | |
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