Pimp Surveys
Take this or DIE a Violent Death.
| So...Chump.... | |
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| What was going through your mind during the last commercial you saw/heard? | |
| Have you ever been seriously tempted to poke a corpse at a funeral? | |
| Does the thought of someone else using your personal items (deodarant/brush/toothbrush/etc) make you ANGRY/SICK? | |
| Have YOU ever caused a massive accident in which someone was hurt? | |
| Do you know how to put chains on tires? | |
| If someone was sitting next to you, coughing and coughing and coughing, what would you say to them? | |
| Who knows your thoughts/moods/actions better than anyone else? | |
| If you live with someone, have you ever thought of HARMING them? Or, doing other bad shit, like theft, etc? | |
| Has anyone ever accused you of using them? DID YOU? What did you do? | |
| When your house is filled with people you can't stand, where do you go to avoid the losers? | |
| Ok-if you can't STAND them, what the hell were they doing at your house? | |
| Did your parents ever try to get you to go to therapy? Why? | |
| Would you rather go to space on the old-school rocket-type deal, or the Shuttle? Why? | |
| How accurate is your mood ring, if you have one? | |
| Do you find people who don't shower/brush their teeth DAILY, below you? Would you avoid them? | |
| What do you put into your body that is most likely to harm it in the long run? | |
| ARGG! If it's harmful, why don't you STOP? | |
| Does potato juice really exist? If it does, have you ever had any? | |
| Do you mind "morning breath", or do you insist your man/woman brush before kissing? | |
| What did you last consume that came from a bottle? | |
| Do onions make you cry? | |
| Would you eat road kill if you were stranded, and were about to die? | |
| What would be your road kill of choice? | |
| Are you, or have you ever been, in serious trouble with the law? | |
| Home Depot or Lowe's? | |
| Wal-Mart or Target? | |
| Denny's or Friendly's? | |
| Do you do your own taxes? With online help, or not? | |
| Which would you rather be: Drunk or High? Why? | |
| How many pics do you have on Photobucket? | |
| Is there an ex that you will ALWAYS have feelings for, no matter what? | |
| If they felt the same, would you go back to them? | |
| Are your pets insanely protective? Or, easy-going? | |
| Do you drink tomato juice when you're hung-over? | |
| Can I go home now? | |
| BAHHH. | |
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