You constantly change your "top 8" so that it remains true.
You're offended when someone removes you from their "top 8".
Rather than calling you, your friends hit you up on MySpace.
You would rather leave someone a comment than call them.
You judge others' popularity by the amount of MySpace friends they have.
You have made multiple blog posts on MySpace.
You have posted multiple bulletins.
You have more MySpace friends than the amount of friends you have in real life.
You idolize Tom.
You have started a group on MySpace.
You spend more than an hour thinking of answers for surveys to be posted on MySpace.
Your email inbox consists of nothing more than email notifications from MySpace telling you that you have received a new comment, message, or friend request.
When you take a good picture, you say to yourself: "Should I put this on MySpace?"
After meeting someone, your conversation somehow leads to: "So, are you on MySpace?"
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